June 2012
Coworker: are you drunk?
Me: no?
Coworker: get drunk stupid!
Me: uuum ok?!
I love that I can go on tumblr at work now.
veganasfuck:
theveganabolitionist:
olderwhiskey:
Vegetarians and vegans are literally worse than hitler. Just sayin
Actually, meat eaters and dairy-drinkers contribute to a mass holocaust of animals… so it’s funny you used that comparison.
Also, LITERALLY? You use that word, but I do not think it means what you think it means.
normal people: boy/girl problems
me: wifi connection problems
Got a fucking iPhone! So pumped (: two months of unlimited data too! At first I was super pumped about that( well still am) but I realized that they do that to get you hooked on a lot of data so you want more when your two months is done >__
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theveganabolitionist:
vegancow:
An appropriate response: Wow, these people seem kind of extreme. Are they just a cult of raving, lunatic hippies, or is it possible that I’m missing something here? After all, I’ve never looked into any of this. Maybe I should Google some stuff to see…
uuuuuuumm….. yeah… that’s about exactly it.
“I’m fairly certain ‘YOLO’ is just ‘carpe diem’ for stupid people.”
– Jack Black (via uglyuglyugly)
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I woke up earlier to the sound of at least five if not more police cars and a fire truck or two passing nearby… And there are no sounds of anyone outside… I feel like the zombie apocalypse came to Ottawa while I was sleeping and started without me…
but then you start eating the food you mad and you’re like OH MY GOD this was such a good idea I am so hungry!
when you get home drunk and you’re all like Ohh my god I am so down for food…. so you start making food, and by the time it’s almost done you’re like holy fuck… I don’t even want food I just want to go to bed… but it’s already cooking so I have to eat it :/ or at least painstakingly stay away to finish cooking it. Fuck. I need to learn to not make...
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