This is a collection of me

Star wars, books, tattoos, scarification, piercings, Palahniuk, music, awesome shit.

18. Canadian and fucking vegan.

 

So today at work a girl I was serving asked me if I had just had my wisdom teeth pulled… I was just kind of like… um… no….wtf?  I mean, I know that I have chubby little chipmunk cheeks but… there just chipmunk cheeks… I don’t think they look so big it looks like I just got my wisdom teeth pulled….


Now it gets even more awkward when I’ve served her before, been at the same party as her, and even talked to her a few times… so a little voice inside my head ponders whether or not she seriously thought I had my wisdom teeth pulled or if she was just being a bitch… because… she’s seen my face many times before.

colinli:

midori-hang0ver:

omg i’m dying omg omg jrjrhpiruhfejderugierahfoidrjhfafeirhearfwiej

oh my god <33333 -dies-

colinli:

midori-hang0ver:

omg i’m dying omg omg jrjrhpiruhfejderugierahfoidrjhfafeirhearfwiej

oh my god <33333 -dies-

(Source: nuggits2)

sadnessof:

Van Gogh, Old Man in Sorrow On the Threshold of Eternity, 1890

sadnessof:

Van Gogh, Old Man in Sorrow On the Threshold of Eternity, 1890

I jokingly said who shot first to my friend when we were talking about star wars shit, and he said Greedo and so I just turned and stared at him for a while. And then he was like NAH just fucking with you han did. and I was like oh fuck thank god.

I jokingly said who shot first to my friend when we were talking about star wars shit, and he said Greedo and so I just turned and stared at him for a while. And then he was like NAH just fucking with you han did. and I was like oh fuck thank god.

(Source: sierrahouk)